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"Steroid Users? You be the Judge."
   February 16, 2009

A-Rod used steroids. Who else may have used them? And why just suspect athletes? First of all, it was NOT as obvious to me that A-Rod was using steroids as it was that others were using. Look at the photos below:
A-Rod & Steroids
    On the left is A-Rod just before using steroids. On the right, is A-Rod 1 year after starting steroids. Not a huge difference. I would have believed that he never used them had the report not come out that he tested positive. The same can NOT be said of all those suspected. Look at these before and after photos of Mark McGuire, Barry Bonds, and Jose Canseco:
Mark McGuire & SteroidsBarry Bonds & Steroids
Jose Canseco & Steroids
It's pretty clear to me that all three of the above were using steroids. But, that got me wondering... Why just investigate professional athletes? Others could be using steroids to gain advantages in their professions. Say for example: Albert Einstein - arguably the smartest man to ever live. What would he have looked like if he had used "performance enhancing" drugs? Working with the finest in computer modeling experts we have worked up some photos of what other great Americans might have looked like had they used "performance enhancing" drugs. The results are not always pretty...
Albert Einstein & Steroids Hilary Clinton & Steroids
Clay Aiken & Steroids
In Hilary and Clay Aiken's case, it's not too late. For Hilary, she could really kick some ass in foreign policy. And for Clay - well, who doesn't miss Liberace?

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