Technically Funny Blog
November 29, 2008

  I have always thought that PowerPoint was evil. Now, I have proof. Look at the chart below. The number of PowerPoint presentations has steadily gone up every year. In 2003, there were 23 million PowerPoint presentations EVERY day. That number rose to 54 million per day in 2008 and it's expected to be 88 million EVERY day by 2010. No wonder people are so stressed.

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How bad is this "PowerPoint" abuse? What are the consequences of our overdosing on charts, graphs, and annoying transitions? Well, take a look at this graph below. The number of hungry and starving kids in the world is also rising:

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It doesn't take a genius to see the correlation. There can only be one conclusion:

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PowerPoint abuse causes world hunger. For every unnecessary, painfully boring, repetitive PowerPoint presentation we are forced to sit through - another child goes hungry. Why? Maybe because parents are TOO busy making new PowerPoint slides to feed their children! Or parents are tweaking their animations for the 36th time! Or adjusting their FONTS! Or adding 6 more bullet-points! All while their hungry child sit by waiting for Mommy or Daddy to walk away from the computer and feed them.  STOP PowerPoint abuse NOW. STOP world hunger NOW. It's not for us - it's for the children.