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"Multi-Media Math - College Edition"
April 19, 2010
Multi-Media Math has finally been released in a College Version! I just performed at a very fun show for the Department of Electrical and Computer Engineering at Oklahoma State University - a dream gig for any comic! I REALLY enjoy these shows. They allow me to get down & nerdy - and engineers always appreciate a good laugh. For this show, I thought I would release a version of Multi Media Math for college students, in particular, engineering students. The first equation is pretty simple (see below). If you take your typical Engineering Student and you add a Vest - you get...
Multi-Media Math - College - 1
...an Engineering Professor. Why is it that so many professors wear vests? Are you given a vest with tenure? They do say "You are fully vested"...  Or is it so they look more British and therefore more intelligent? I think it is to cover up the coffee stains on their shirts. Let's move on to equation #2.
   If you take an Engineering Student and add Alcohol you get...
Multi-Media Math-College-2
... a Business School Student. Why? Have you ever heard of a "3 Martini engineering lunch"? No. It's Business School for you.
   Similarly, if you take an Engineering Student and add Drugs you get...
MMM-College-3
...a Liberal Arts Student. This one is pretty obvious. Just work it backwards. If you took a Art Student and removed the drugs, you would get a mechanical drawing.
   Finally, if you take an Engineering Student and remove his/her Heart you get...
MMM-College-4
... a Law Student. After all, logic and NO Soul makes a GREAT Lawyer. Stay tuned for more Multi Media Math coming soon...
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